December 3, 2008

Hope y'all had a great Thanksgiving. On to Christmas ... bah, humbug. Sorry. I'm not fond of the holidays. Mayhap one day I'll explain.

Don't forget to catch my column, "Gotta Get It" in the Christian Fiction Online magazine's December issue, now up at: http://www.christianfictiononlinemagazine.com  under "BUZZ." The buzzword for December is "Marketable."

  

 

Yes, I've come out of the closet. I'm admitting what some knew. I'm a charter member of the vast, right-wing conspiracy. I'm the secret love child of Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter.

On last week's blog, we covered Mr. Obama's first broken promise, today we cover broken promises two and three. I'd love to move on to another topic, and I will as soon as Mr. Lincol-oops, Mr. Obama, keeps his word.

Actually, next week's discussion will be on "Bailouts," and I'll also discuss how and why I'm praying for Mr. Obama, and his success. [Yeah, really.]

   (s)

I know I promised to write, The Green Machine's on Fire!, but I changed my mind. If my life didn't mirror Seinfeld meets I Love Lucy, I could get to my backlog.

BLACK FRIDAY

Ah, yes. The day that strikes fear into the hearts of the stoutest man, and that every woman readies for. The day after Thanksgiving. GIGANTIC SALE DAY.

This year, tragedy struck. At a Wal Mart on Long Island. A stampeding crowd killed a man, and a woman miscarried. [No, that isn't a joke.] The doors opened at 5 a.m. The night stocker [I said 'stocker,' not stalker-James Gavin's dead-sorry, shouldn't joke about this.] tried to hold back a surging crowd and they knocked him over, then trampled him to death.

Unbelievable. I wanted to get a set of 500-thread count Egyptian cotton sheets for twenty bucks too, but I wasn't willing to kill for 'em. I'm sure more crazed shoppers committed heinous acts, but on to my day.

I was ready. Wallet in one hand, lists in another. First list: the master plan-the most efficient route to the stores I wanted to visit. Second list: what items I needed to buy at each store, including question marks. Oh, those are next to the stuff I might not find at store one, so I might haveta check stores three and six. Didn't wanna duplicate my purchases. Yeah, you'd think I'd remember what I'd just bought, but on Black Friday, it's a whole different ballgame.

I hopped into my minivan, the Silver Bullet, all gassed up and ready to go. [The Silver Bullet, not me. I'd already gone.] It takes approximately 30 minutes to get down the mountain, then another ten to hit the heart of a real city. Since the city is expanding, it only took 35 minutes to reach my first destination: OfficeMax.

I'm toolin' around in the parking lot, [I love to shop in this center, as it's new, and even the bank has no lines.] and I see a great spot, third in the row. Actually, there weren't any cars in the entire row, but I opted for the third slot. I eased on the brake, and cranked the wheel, then disaster struck. Literally. When a minivan plays chicken with a big block of concrete, the concrete usually wins. Okay, it always wins. My foot [encased in a beautiful rust-colored leather boot, equipped with my invention: Bootleggers] slipped off the brake and I lurched forward. I lurched forward, and my foot punched the gas pedal. SLAM! [And we ain't talkin' hoops here.] This wonderful new parking lot didn't have the plain old iron light-posts; they'd installed a huge circle of concrete around each of theirs.

The Silver Bullet smashed into the one to my left, and that's all she wrote. At least the airbag didn't go off, so my masterful makeup job didn't smear. [The older I get, the more masterful I become. Not braggin', I gotta work harder out of necessity.]

A man and his teen-aged son ambled over. I rolled down the window, shrugged, and said, "Black Friday." He nodded. I asked him how bad it looked. From his expression, I gathered: D.O.A. I patted the dashboard and apologized. [Really.] No! Not my Silver Bullet, champion of champions ... able to leap small berms in a single bound. Sigh. I dragged myself from the driver's seat, eyes closed. [Yes, I can. There's no end to my talents.] Lids up, I gasped. I'd crushed her. I shook my head. After assuring the good Samaritan I was fine [I'm tougher than a German Tiger tank. They whomped our Shermans in WWII, in part because we didn't pump-up-the-volume. We coulda added more firepower, but the bigger guns came from England, and we didn't feel comfortable putting a foreign part on our tanks. Sheesh! Like, duh, this wasn't the battle for independence-the British were our allies. The Sherman's maneuverability beat the Tiger's, but the Tiger destroyed three Shermans before the fourth in the formation could get around the back of the Tiger to take it out. Sorry, just don't get me started on the Battle of Crecy in 1346. I know more about that skirmish than the dudes who fought. And, no, I wasn't there.]

I called my hubby [he's such a sweet man]. He said he'd climb in his truck [the same 4x4 the Silver Bullet trounced in the snowstorm-see the newsletter archives for Silver Bullet Slams Snow.]

While I waited, my head felt like I'd just slammed into a solid block of concrete. So, I reached for my emergency supply of Motrin. But wait. I couldn't swallow those suckers on an empty stomach. I headed into OfficeMax to grab clear and white tape for my label-maker [an indispensible tool for the organized gal] and grabbed a Ghirardelli Square chocolate bar with creamy-smooth peanut butter. [Couldn't have that Motrin givin' me a stomachache.]

When the hubby [he's such a sweet man] arrived, he pounded on the wheel well to push it back from the tire, then sawed away a piece of plastic, and I managed to drive to the shop with limited steering.

End of story? Mayhap for a normal person, but not for the Lucy Ricardo of the 21st Century. My hubby [he's such a sweet man] escorted me to my favorite stores, where I relieved my wallet of hundred dollar bills, thus drowning my sorrows. Yep, I shop with cash. Told y'all I'm half-man. [The good half.]

Michaela [Headstrong, but brilliant child-wonder where she got those traits....] wanted her friend to spend the night. No problemo. My hubby [he's such a sweet man] grabbed the kid and took off. I'm at the keyboard [where else] workin' away when I get a call. The clutch went out on the truck, which now sat in the middle of the street.

The glove compartment [Kind of a misnomer. Do you keep gloves in yours?] of my Silver Bullet sports a mini Maglite, assorted sizes of Band Aides, and matches in a waterproof container. John's truck has ... nothin'-although the floor is littered with empty Starbucks cups; bottles of water, some full, some half-full, some drained; crumpled Taco Bell burrito wrappers [a nice goldenrod shade]; and other miscellaneous items including, but not limited to: pens, mini-containers of hand sanitizer [which he hasta paw through trash to get at], and mail from three years ago. No flares, no reflector cones. [He collects them. We have a huge stack in our garage to ward away mice.] So, he had to stand in the middle of the dark street and wave traffic away.

He called to let me know AAA classified him "top priority" because his truck stalled in a dangerous place and two young ladies were sittin' on the side of the road. Fifteen to twenty minutes-tops. Hmm. Forty-five minutes later, I get another call. It appeared the tow truck driver actually had a valid reason for not arriving promptly. Someone in front of him mowed down a cow, which now blocked the highway. Grrr. I wanted my family home. Don't get me wrong; I feel for the cow. I love cows as much as the next person, especially when they're on my plate. Oh, don't get your pleather in a wrinkle; I'm a member of PITA [People Eating Tasty Animals].

They finally made it. We waited until Monday morning for the tow truck driver to come haul the truck away and drop off my hubby [he's such a sweet man] to pick up a rent-a-truck.

I just got word my Silver Bullet will never fly again. I'm crying. [Really.] That minivan symbolized a testament of my faith. We made it up a steep hill in the snow, no chains, passing John's 4x4 where it, and he, gave up. Now I haveta shop for a replacement [as if ]. I'll tell ya, since I haveta go down that road, I'll find a car lot sans concrete.

Welcome to my Worlds

(Hadta add the 's' cuz someone already locked up welcometomyworld.com, and since the second part of my title is: A Bipolar Christian Tells All, it fits. Ya think?)

Janet Dean's inspirational historical manuscript, One Wife: Sealed and Delivered.

Elizabeth Manning had one rational option: Run.

If she stayed in Chicago, tomorrow morning she'd walk down the aisle of a church on Papa's arm. Then, trudge back attached to Reginald Parks for the remainder of his life, which could be lengthy, considering Reginald's father was eighty-two and still kicking.

Sold to Tina Columbo at Steeple Hill Historicals for an early 2010 release.

 

Terry Odell places twice in the 2008 LAUREL WREATH Contest [Boo-Yah, Terry! You're a double threat. J]

Romantic Suspense Category
1st place - The Suicide Club - Gayle Wilson - Mira
2nd place - What's in a Name? - Terry Odell - Cerridwen
3rd place - Finding Sarah - Terry Odell - Cerridwen

Today is BLACK WEDNESDAY. Writers, if you have a contract, fall on your knees and thank God. If you don't, fall on your knees and pray to God. Our industry needs a heap of prayers.

Thomas Nelson Cuts 54 Positions 

By Rachel Deahl -- Publishers Weekly

In a statement on his blog Tuesday night, Thomas Nelson CEO Michael Hyatt announced that the Christian publishing house has laid off 54 employees, or 10% of its workforce. The entry, dubbed "The Recession Hits Home," explained that the cuts, which take effect on Friday, affect almost all departments and were necessary because of the slumping economy. 

This round of layoffs is the second Thomas Nelson has recently endured, as Hyatt noted in the entry; in April the publisher laid off a small number of employees that spokesperson Lindsey Nobles described only as "a single digit percentage of our workforce." These cuts, which Hyatt said he was hoping he wouldn't have to make--he wrote that "as recently as September 19, I assured our employees that we were not planning another reduction in our workforce"--were impossible to avoid given the sales reports from September and October.

 

S&S Cuts 35 Jobs  

Publishers Weekly

In what has to be one of the grimmest days in publishing in recent years, Simon & Schuster announced today that it has eliminated 35 positions. According to a memo from CEO Carolyn Reidy, the cuts came in all areas of the company, including S&S's publishing divisions, operations and sales departments and international division. Reidy said that despite its best efforts to find ways to cut costs, the job eliminations were "an unavoidable acknowledgment of the current bookselling marketplace and what may very well be a prolonged period of economic instability."

 

Early in the day, S&S announced that the head of its children's group, Rick Richter will leave the company at the end of the week. PW has since learned that Rubin Pfeffer, senior v-p and publisher of the children's group is also departing. Pfeffer joined S&S in 2005. He had been senior v-p and chief creative officer at Pearson Education, and before that spent 26 years with Harcourt Brace Jovanovich.

The latest news from S&S follows the announcement this morning of the reorganization of Random House and the elimination of 54 positions at Thomas Nelson. In the Random restructuring, CEO Markus Dohle is talking to Steve Rubin about a different role at the company for Rubin following Dohle's decision to disband the Doubleday Publishing Group which Rubin had led.

 

[Five Down to Three]

Random Drops the Next Shoe: Rubin and Applebaum Stepping Down in Reorg

The first part of the Random House reorganization everyone has been expecting under new ceo Markus Dohle was announced this morning. President and publisher of the Bantam Dell group Irwyn Applebaum is leaving the company immediately after 25 years there. Dohle calls him "one of the most successful publishers in our industry. He is widely regarded as a champion of great storytelling, with marketing acumen to match." The publishing line itself is being absorbed by the Random House group, under Gina Centrello, along with the Spiegel & Grau unit that had been part of Doubleday. It puts the company's two big mass-market lines together in the same division, though Dohle says that they will "continue to have separate editorial departments."

Doubleday is also being eliminated as a freestanding group, which means president and publisher Steve Rubin's job no longer exists. Here Dohle says he is "currently in discussions" with Rubin "about creating a new role for him at Random House, Inc., working directly with me. As you know, Steve has successfully led Doubleday for almost two decades and is universally respected and admired throughout the industry for both his publishing expertise and management skills."
Knopf will absorb the Doubleday and Nan A. Talese lines, while the Crown group will incorporate Broadway, Doubleday Business, Doubleday Religion, and WaterBrook Multnomah.

Dohle does indicate that "the newly formed publishing groups will continue to bid independently in auctions," though there are now three of them instead of five. "Each group will have my full support to publish autonomously, promote aggressively, and strive for more competitive advantages in the marketplace."

Dohle tells employees he has "created a plan for our future that aligns existing strengths and publishing affinities and fosters teamwork throughout the company. It will maximize our growth potential in these challenging economic times and beyond."

As for the next shoes to drop, Dohle says "Coordinating our online marketing and growing our digital publishing business will be further priorities. Gina [Centrello], Jenny [Frost], Sonny [Mehta] and I will share our more specific publishing plans and organizational structure in due course." (Close observers of the company will note that the memos were distributed by Random group executive director of publicity & public relations Carol Schneider rather than Stuart Applebaum.) He also notes that "because of the current economic crisis, our industry is facing some of the most difficult times in publishing history." [PM]
See the memos here:
Dohle letter
Rubin memo
Applebaum memo 

 

HMH Officially Has No Idea What They Mean

 

Houghton Mifflin Harcourt's botched public expression of their current acquisitions policy has reached comic levels. In the latest installment, vp of communications Josef Blumenfeld confirmed for the AP our report from an agent that the children's trade division is still buying projects. Otto Penzler adds that the freeze was news to him, and says that a "high-level Houghton executive" told him he could continue to acquire for his line of mysteries. "'Does this mean I can keep buying books?'" he asked. "'Absolutely,' I was told."

Blumenfeld tries to persuade the AP that "talk of a freeze had been taken out of context." But he's the one who used the word "freeze" and said they had "temporarily stopped acquiring manuscripts." And Jeremy Dickens, the president of parent company Education Media and Publishing Group, is the used the same term, and raised the notion that it might not be temporary: "We have plenty of titles in the pipeline that will be coming out next year and we will continue to evaluate opportunities if and when we decide to lift the freeze." AP

Report: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt Owners Might Never Restart Its Engines; Parent Company Open to Sale

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The New York Times interviewd Jeremy Dickens, president of Education Media and Publishing Group, the holding company that owns struggling publishing house Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. In the interview Mr. Dickens reveals that lifting the temporary freeze on trade acquisition that was reported Monday by Publishers Weekly might be a matter of "if" and not "when," and that the company would consider selling off its trade operation if the right offer was extended.

"We have plenty of titles in the pipeline that will be coming out next year and we will continue to evaluate opportunities if and when we decide to lift the freeze," Mr. Dickens tells the piece's author, Motoko Rich. "If there's a transaction that makes sense for all of our stakeholders, we'll consider it."

Mr. Dickens said Education Media is $7 billion in debt and paying about $500 million annually in debt service. He said the company had plenty of money with which to pay that down, but that the trade publishing business-which according to The Times represents 5.5 percent of the company's revenues-is not as high a priority as it once was.

The Times piece draws a comparison between the pitiful state of things at Houghton with the relative prosperity at French-owned Hachette Book Group, where employees not only are allowed to acquire books but also received bonuses this year.

You can read more on how Hachette, and its C.E.O. David Young, came to be clobbering their competition so thoroughly here.

Agents Opine on Saletan's Departure

By Rachel Deahl -- Publishers Weekly

A surprise, if not an all-out bombshell, is how agents described the news that Becky Saletan was leaving her post as publisher and v-p of Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. HMH spokesperson Josef Blumenfeld, who confirmed on Tuesday that Saletan had resigned, would not comment on whether HMH is actively looking to replace Saletan, whose last day is Dec.10.

 

With little information available about how and why Saletan left--her departure comes on the heels of what many agents said was the real bombshell, the news, which surfaced last week, that HMH had put a freeze on acquisitions for its adult division--many in the business are wondering, and worrying, about the future of HMH.

One agent who recently sold a book to HMH expressed deep concern about what's happening there and said "nobody knew" Saletan's plans. A former Harcourt staffer, equally dismayed and disappointed to hear Saletan was stepping down, said he was "sad and even angry."

 

Another agent, who described Saletan as "forthright and principled," said the timing was particularly unfortunate since, just before the acquisition freeze surfaced, HMH had hosted an open house on October 29 to formally introduce the newly merged publisher to agents. 

 

At the open house, Saletan welcomed submissions and, the agent assumed, must therefore not have known what the corporate mandate was (or soon would be). "There could be a sense of betrayal... when you're the public face of a company and you invite people to submit and then have something like that come down from above. It must have been very upsetting to her."

 

Another agent, who agreed that the situation must have been upsetting for Saletan, said she sees this as more than an issue of professional pride. "I'm sure [Saletan] was upset, but for her to leave such a wonderful publishing house and wonderful job, things had to have gotten fairly ugly."

 

Still others floated the idea that Saletan took the fall for the leak about the acquisitions freeze. 

Although agents in children's publishing who have books at the house confirmed that it does indeed seem to be business as usual on the kids' side--HMH had said the freeze did not affect the children's division--some are wondering whether Saletan's departure is a death knell for the trade division at HMH.

 

"It doesn't seem like they're particularly committed to keeping it running," said one agent, referring to HMH's trade division. But another agent scoffed at this notion: "I don't think [what's happening there] is an impending sign of a sale--it's too venerable a company." That same agent said she thinks the acqusition freeze will soon thaw and that she would still send a big book to the house.  

But whatever spurred Saletan to quit, all the agents PW spoke to [I was unavailable for comment...] agreed that her reputation stands. As one agent put it: "Good people, like good books, will find a place and be valued... even in a down economy."

Augsburg Fortress

Augsburg Fortress, the publishing arm of the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America based in Minneapolis, announced last month it would end its consumer book publishing line to focus on publishing for congregations and higher education. The Christian Century shares details, which include the elimination of 55 jobs and the closing of nine bookstores in the US by next May.

No More Kindles for Christmas

Amazon is sold out of Kindles and is saying that it will take "11 to 13 weeks" to ship new orders. A notice on the site says, "Due to heavy customer demand, Kindle is sold out."

As ever, theories abound, while facts are few. Did Oprah drive more sales than expected? Are they letting the current version of the Kindle sell out while they prepare to replace it with Kindle 2.0? Silicon Alley Insider

Celtic's the Hot Ticket

UNDERDOG PRESS needs your support to publish great work that needs a home. Please visit us at www.underdogpress.com today and pre-order Sheryl Brennan's Celtic Sacrifice in Trade Paperback.

 

 

Editors

At Random House Audio, Rebecca Waugh has been promoted to senior acquisitions editor for Listening Library.

Agents

Julia Churchill is joining the Greenhouse Literary Agency. She was an agent with the Darley Anderson Agency, specializing in children's fiction.

 

Please e-mail your contest info in a format I can cut and paste to: kmortimer@mortimerliterary.com. Type: "Contest" in the subject line. Thanks!

Last call for Entries for the LA Comedy Shorts Festival, and LA Comedy Scripts Competition!

L.A. COMEDY SHORTS AND L.A. COMEDY SCRIPTS
FINAL DEADLINE: CALL FOR ENTRIES!

L.A. Comedy Shorts Film Festival and L.A. Comedy Scripts Screenplay Competition are still accepting submissions for the 2009 festival in the following categories:

* Comedy Short Films (30 minutes or less)
* Comedy "Shortie" Shorts (5 minutes or less)
* Animated Comedy Shorts (30 minutes or less)
* Feature Scripts (80-135 pages)
* Short Scripts (30 pages or less)

L.A. Comedy Shorts and Scripts has just welcomed Mosaic Media as the newest sponsor of the 2009 Film Festival and Screenplay Competition! Mosaic Media Group is a heavy hitter in the world of comedy, having produced such smash hits as Step Brothers, Get Smart, Talledega Nights, and Elf. They also represent comedy superstars including Will Ferrell, Jim Carrey, Sacha Baron Cohen and Judd Apatow.

Winners will receive a one-on-one meeting with Mosaic as well as other industry sponsors Benderspink (American Pie, The Ring) and Generate (Comedy Central's Chocolate News with David Alan Grier). In addition the festival will award over $40,000 cash and prizes.

Sponsored by "The ONION," the L.A. Comedy Shorts Film Festival is a four-day, nonstop celebration of comedic short films including screenings, industry panels and a red-carpet awards event. It has been endorsed by some of the biggest names in comedy, including Bill Engvall, Kevin Nealon, and Fax Bahr (creator of MADtv). Judges and presenters include Adam Carolla, SNL alum Laraine Newman, MADtv's Michael McDonald and Ike Barinholtz, Austin Powers' Mindy Sterling, Boondocks' creator Aaron McGruder as well as Wendi McLendon-Covey, Cedric Yabrough and Carlos Alazraqui from Reno 911!

FEES & DEADLINES:

Late Deadline: December 5th, 2008
* $50 for Short or Animated Films, or Feature Scripts (normally $55)
* $45 for Shortie-Shorts, or Short Scripts (normally $50!)
Extended Final Deadline: December 19, 2008
* $70 for Short or Animated Films, or Feature Scripts (normally $75!)
* $65 for Shortie-Shorts, or Short Scripts (normally $70!)

* Animated Shorts will be judged in the Animated Category regardless of length, although Animated Shorts 5 minutes or less will be eligible for the Shortie-Shorts price break.

TO SUBMIT:
Take advantage of the special extended Late Deadline, as well as other Submission Guidelines and information, at: www.LAComedyShorts.com

Christian Ministry Seeks to Raise 'Culture Warriors' through Contest

By Kenneth Chan

There is a need for more believers to effectively live out their Christian worldview within our culture, says the leader of an apologetics ministry.

"Our media is dominated by people immersed in the secular humanist mindset," notes Anthony Horvath of Athanatos Christian Ministries.

"The evidence of this is present in books, movies, TV shows, music, as well as in newspapers and cable television," he says. "The resulting culture perpetuates itself and creates a climate of cynicism - to say the least - regarding the claims of Christianity."

Now, imagine if more Christians were writing movies, books, and the news.

"This alone might not save a single soul, but it would help create a climate where the Christian message is better received," Horvath says.

To encourage writers to represent their Christian beliefs through arts - in particular through fiction - Horvath's ministry is hosting a contest to identify writers who can write quality fiction that represents the Christian worldview either explicitly or implicitly.

 "C.S. Lewis, Tolkien, Dorothy Sayers, and G.K. Chesterton are examples of Christian authors whose stories reflected their Christian outlook," notes Horvath. "The remarkable thing is that secular audiences enjoy their work as much as Christian audiences do."

Chris Jones, a theater critic for the Chicago Tribune, would likely concur.

"The Christian allegorist C.S. Lewis is to agnostics what the conservative writer David Brooks is to liberals. He's about the only one they can stand," Jones wrote in a review of "The Screwtapes Letters", a Lewis-based theatrical performance that is currently reaping success at the Mercury Theatre in Chicago.

"Even those who abhor most religiously oriented literature - people who wouldn't be caught dead reading 'Left Behind' or other apocalyptica - are ready to give Lewis some space in their lives," he added.

And it is works such as Lewis's that society needs more of, says Horvath.

"Readers let down their defenses when reading stories or watching movies and this provides an opportunity for the author to present ideas and themes that readers might otherwise have dismissed," he says. "This is true for both Christians and non-Christians, but the secular community is more deliberate in exploiting this reality."

The problem, however, is that Christians have mostly been unsuccessful in casting the Christian worldview into mainstream media, though Christian music and books have been seeing more success in recent years.

"A lot of Christian entertainment is incubated in a bubble and often the script isn't challenged creatively the way a mainstream Hollywood script is vetted by director and producer and (for better or worse) studio," says Christian writer, director and producer Dan Merchant.

 Furthermore, Christians sometimes push too hard on "shoving" the gospel into stories and forget that people want to be entertained, adds Phil Cooke, president and creative director of Cooke Pictures.

"We need to be far more subtle in our storytelling," he says. "After all, Jesus didn't tell 'Christian' stories. He told stories about people's lives, and they were powerful and compelling."

And those are the kind of stories that Athanatos Christian Ministries will be looking for as it receive contest entries this month through May 15, 2009.

Though the amount of the awards are not so impressive (top prize is $500), the ministry still hopes to inspire young Christians to take up the pen and promote the Christian worldview through fiction and create a culture of quality writing reflecting that worldview.

Winning entries will be compiled into an anthology and published. The anthology will be distributed to every single author who entered a story, at no additional cost.

"We want every contributor to see what a winning story looks like so they can learn from it and improve their own writing ability," Horvath explains.

Winners of the Athanatos Christian Writing Contest will be announced on Aug. 1, 2009. Anthologies and awards will be disbursed beginning Sept. 1, 2009.

On the Web: The Athanatos Christian Writing Contest homepage at www.christianwritingcontest.com.

Hero, Second Class  by Mitchel Bonds ... Published by MARCHER LORD PRESS: www.marcherlordpress.com

Hero, Second Class is Mitchel Bonds' debut novel. And what a way to start!

A delightful roast of all the fantasy fiction elements we hold dear. It is said only someone who loves something can truly lampoon it. So it is in this case. Bonds' novel is a riot.  

Quest with Cyrus, our young protagonist who aspires to be a Hero. But Heroes have a guild, you see, and lots of rules. One has to pay one's dues, apprentice to a Hero in good standing, and comport oneself as befits a member of the Heroes Guild. (Jeff Gerke)

The Personifid Invasion by R.E. Bartlett ... Published by MARCHER LORD PRESS: www.marcherlordpress.com

R.E. Bartlett authored The Personifid Project (Realms 2005), and introduced us to personifids: human-like artificial bodies into which humans can transfer their consciousness and thus, live forever.

The Personifid Invasion is the standalone sequel that continues to explore life in a far-future society in which death is no longer an issue, at least to those who can afford personifid bodies.

In this novel, an adult brother and sister seek their other sibling, a sister from whom they have been separated since childhood. They find her location, but despair. She lives inside a domed city that interterrestrials have overrun. (Jeff Gerke)

If Elves Had Souls... 

Summa Elvetica: A Casuistry of the Elvish Controversy by Theodore Beale ... Published by MARCHER LORD PRESS: www.marcherlordpress.com

Beale is the author of The Eternal Warriors trilogy from Pocket Books. Though a New York house published these novels, they were clearly Christian spiritual warfare stories.

In Summa Elvetica, Beale brings us a delightfully speculative what-if scenario: What if the Catholic Church (or something like it) existed in a fantasy world in which dwelt non-human intelligent races like orcs, trolls, and elves?

Summa Elvetica is the story of the young priest whom the Church assigns to investigate the matter. Along the way toward his conclusion, he falls in love with an Elven princess, and finds himself in the middle of a racially motivated war. (Jeff Gerke)  

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